Japanese celebrity with the voice an angel, the body of some kind of fucking Greek god, and the personality of that ex-boyfriend you dumped after walking in on him having a drunken orgy in your bed without you. He used to be part of a band, then later started flying solo in 2010. Likes to believe that he can speak English, also pretends to know jackshit about acting. He has a gorgeous voice though, as well as rabid fans who will claw out your eyes if you say different. He's most definitely bisexual, and mostly probably gay, despite his tendency to dress like a homeless busker on crack.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.