Air gum

A type of invisible gum generally masticated by the older and desiccated members of our society.

Old Ma Begley seemed blissfully unaware of the toy poodle carcass mashed round the rear wheel of her mobility scooter as she sped through the mall scowling into the far distance and chomping away on a big wad of air gum.

by EstuaryPig April 28, 2010