Air Guitar

A form of female masturbation, where a girl uses one hand to tickle her nipple whilst using the other to strum/stimulate her clitoris.
for left handed girls, use right hand to rub/tickle right nipple and left to arouse clitoris for pleasure. Can be performed lying down with eyes closed or open. Imagine you are playing a real guitar, feeling the music as you reach climax. Playing a great tune in the back ground or any song (Jimi Hendrix recommended). This looks like you are playing an Air Guitar
When having sex you may wish to use this to increase sexual pleasure with partner. Have fun whatever you do.
by Bobby Big Mac July 23, 2011
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For people that try to hard to be cool.
P1: "Hey man, check out my air guitar skillz with a 'z'!"
P2: "No man, you suck... you suck man titties."
by dixintha March 27, 2008
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A procedure in which people imitate a guitar - playing situation (with no actual guitar) to a popular song which makes them look retarded beyond all recognition. usually most common with guys who are into metal/rock music and have no friends.
"He was playing the Air Guitar again." - Guy1
"God Dammit!" - Guy2
by Javvino October 10, 2014
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Air Guitar = Masturbation
Matthew: Stewart Stop air guitaring.
Stewart: IM cracking out a proper good solo:D
by Pooart March 02, 2009
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An ancient art that originated after God wanted to rock out but had no electric guitar on hand. He realised how sweet a thing he had just created so he wanted to pass it down onto man when man had no axe to rock with. This talent was given to man, by God, through Jesus. Jesus showed the world the ineffable art of air guitar during his ressurection. Jesus was radiating with a bright white light because he was rocking so hard.

The art of the air guitar was thus written down in the Bible and succesfully passed on to man. The practice of air guitar since it's inception has been shown throughout the history of the world. Jesus is discretely air guitaring in the famous painting The Last Supper in the Galleria Borghese, Rome.

On and on has this holy tradition gone. It is kept alive by generations of rockers young and old. If you are listening to a really sweet guitar solo and you have no real guitar to emulate the action of rocking, pick up your hands, put them in position, and rock and roll all night.

Remember...rock on.
Adam was listening to Communication Breakdown by Led Zeppelin and it was nearing the kickass guitar solo. But he had no guitar. So he took matters into his own hands. He played air guitar and never stopped rocking.
by Dude August 10, 2004
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In an age where man has abandoned God , the air guitar remains the only representation of mankinds ultimate faith in the unseen
watch Bill and Ted for the example of perfect air guitarmanship
by Stutley November 12, 2004
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the art of trying to play guitar...without the guitar. This is usually a past time taken up by people who have little to no skills with guitar. OR people who cannot find their guitar and there is a wicked guitar solo in a Led Zeppelin song and they dont want to miss it.
1. Amanda is the best air guitarist ever.
by uh... March 03, 2005
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