by CUNTYSANNOYED December 31, 2022
Pronounced as Aaaaa-ing spoken quickly,A funny sound.A quick reply to something that is confusing , weird or amusing , More like a banter , usually used only as A word and means nothing
by aschtan September 17, 2018
AUTOMATED EXTERNAL DEFIBRILLATOR - medical equipment: a small lightweight device for measuring and defibrillating irregular heart rhythms, such as cardiac arrest.
by Heart-Doc March 25, 2004
by W0lfie_1234 August 10, 2021
When a female lays naked on her back looking at you upside down and you act quickly by employing these life saving techniques.
1. Check airway by putting genitals in her mouth.
2. Feel breast area for a pulse.
3. Employ electric stimuli to her vagina with a vibrator.
1. Check airway by putting genitals in her mouth.
2. Feel breast area for a pulse.
3. Employ electric stimuli to her vagina with a vibrator.
I saw that she needed attention immediately and acted quickly by using the AED on her. I don't think of myself as a hero, I was there and did what any decent human being would do.
by The Butty Professor October 2, 2017
Automated External Defibrillator, a medical device used to asses and shock the heart when CPR is being preformed in an attempt to restart the heart.
by baharain February 27, 2013
Acute Explosive Diarrhea Syndrome, induced by the use of the highly addictive stress-reducing drug nicotine, and the high-blood pressure promoting though, sleep deprivating drug caffein. Simultaneous use in the morning accelerates the proces of waking up, and the vasodilating mechanism of nicotine and the vasoconstricting mechanism of cafein counteract each other. The net result of the simultaneous use is the fact that waking up is mediated.
However, despite the serious carcinogenic and mutagenic effects of nicotine, there is a more serious, immediate side-effect seen of this performance society induced self-treatment, eg AEDS. AEDS is the effect one experiences after just one or 2 doses caffein and not more than 5 doses of nicotine. The result is an explosive diarrhea accompanied by severe stomach-cramps and possibly bleeding of the anus and rupture of the intestinal lamina as well as dehydration and light-headedness. Leading to hemarroids, internal bleeding, and possibly death due to severe immune-responses.
It can even be said, without caution using these drugs, AEDS is the chemical equivalent of cholera.
Hence, the author of this article advises caution when using this treatment during the first hours of the day.
However, despite the serious carcinogenic and mutagenic effects of nicotine, there is a more serious, immediate side-effect seen of this performance society induced self-treatment, eg AEDS. AEDS is the effect one experiences after just one or 2 doses caffein and not more than 5 doses of nicotine. The result is an explosive diarrhea accompanied by severe stomach-cramps and possibly bleeding of the anus and rupture of the intestinal lamina as well as dehydration and light-headedness. Leading to hemarroids, internal bleeding, and possibly death due to severe immune-responses.
It can even be said, without caution using these drugs, AEDS is the chemical equivalent of cholera.
Hence, the author of this article advises caution when using this treatment during the first hours of the day.
'John will not be able to attend his duties today. He's got a severe episode of AEDS and he might be in the hospital for a couple of days to recover'
by Heatcliff April 13, 2006