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Aiden Jones 

Wears shorts in the winter, eats black tar heroine, and sparingly plays Fortnite. Murdered 12 Jewish midgets/vampires in a mass killing spree in the 90s. Won 3 awards for Nathan hot dog eating competition. Broke into the asylum to see some guy named Jacob, who helped him with his other murders. Went to heaven.
Ooh it’s aiden Jones… run
Aiden Jones by Godiswatchingyouaiden February 15, 2022
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Aiden Jones 

A really good friend. Someone who is really fun to be around, and is funny. Cares a lot about others, and is beyond trustworthy.
Aiden Jones by Godiswatchingyouaiden February 23, 2022

Aiden Jones 

Aiden Jones is known for his big size and is often called a fat ass. He sucks at video games because he is often texting chandler. He is also into Skylar Wilson and can often be found staring at her. He also sounds like a walrus when laughing.
"Look at that fat kid over there" says Noah
"He looks almost as big as Aiden Jones" says Ben Mai
Aiden Jones by Ah Jones November 16, 2022

aidan jones 

Looks like a bull dawg that often barks; major underbite. Usually starts to bald at 18.
Omg! Is that your pet bull dawg? Wait never mind... it’s aidan jones.

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026