Aiden Jones
Wears shorts in the winter, eats black tar heroine, and sparingly plays Fortnite. Murdered 12 Jewish midgets/vampires in a mass killing spree in the 90s. Won 3 awards for Nathan hot dog eating competition. Broke into the asylum to see some guy named Jacob, who helped him with his other murders. Went to heaven.
Aiden Jones by Godiswatchingyouaiden February 15, 2022
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