Wears shorts in the winter, eats black tar heroine, and sparingly plays Fortnite. Murdered 12 Jewish midgets/vampires in a mass killing spree in the 90s. Won 3 awards for Nathan hot dog eating competition. Broke into the asylum to see some guy named Jacob, who helped him with his other murders. Went to heaven.
by Godiswatchingyouaiden February 15, 2022
Aiden Jones is known for his big size and is often called a fat ass. He sucks at video games because he is often texting chandler. He is also into Skylar Wilson and can often be found staring at her. He also sounds like a walrus when laughing.
by Ah Jones November 16, 2022
A really good friend. Someone who is really fun to be around, and is funny. Cares a lot about others, and is beyond trustworthy.
by Godiswatchingyouaiden February 23, 2022