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B.A.R.F.(Big Aggressive Ridiculously Fat) 

This is a person that you find utterly repulsive, everything about them just seems to be ridiculous. This could be a guy three cubicles down from you that refuses to put on deodorant and has a mangy, greasy ponytail. This could be a lady that thinks she is extremely attractive and wears clothes from the girls section of baby gap; except this girl looks like she ate children from the girls section of the baby gap. This could be an older women who is large and in charge, who not only refuses to not cover her 50+ year old cleavage, but will not keep her massive self out of her 15 year old granddaughters closet. Girls that dip.......thats all I have to say about that.
Fat girls that are eating ice cream and a hot dog, then talking about how they are gonna go on a diet.

B.A.R.F.(Big Aggressive Ridiculously Fat)

fat aggression 

someone who hates skinny people, is mean o skinny and literally just takes out her or his fat aggression out on you.
"she called me ugly and fat"

"dont worry shes just taking out her fat aggression on you honey"
fat aggression by nessacore July 9, 2007

Fat Aggression 

When you're so fat that you're just constantly pissed off at the world
"...geez that guy over there eating a Big Mac wrapped inside of a Taco Bell chalupa is a real jerk"

"Nah...he just has fat aggression"

Fat Chick Aggression 

In the annuals of recorded history known as the Facebook news-feed one will typically notice several girls on you friend list using the "status update" feature to bitch about their lives. All women tend to complain, but in a case of specific fat chick aggression syndrome the complaints will have a typically "sharp edge", and will go beyond any of the normal bounds of conversation. For example, a normal case of female bullshit could involve a young gentleman or a failed exam, but unique to fat chick aggression is the consistent update of mental, social, and physical failure along with an implicit request for support. True sufferers should fire off one of these posts at least twice weekly.
These are examples of Facebook status updates where the term "Fat Chick Aggression" could be a good descriptor.

Amanda : My friend said that if your going to jump off a bridge set yourself on fire so we can all see it. I'm jumping off my bridge.

Shiloh : My dad once told me I failed to live up to his expectations.

Amber : My parents called me today. I don't think they understand ....

Kate : I can't believe how shitty life is. I just watched "The View", and there was someone on there basically saying that people with manic depression should just "suck it up". After watching the other lady on there I think I'm bipolar too. That guy was such a jerk!!!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026