a) "Enter the Age of powerful gods and heroic mortals, mythic beasts and immortal powers, a time when history and myth are one! A vast, epic era awaits you-- are you ready to forge your legend?"
b) An awesome computer game featuring Greeks vs. Norse vs. Egyptians and their various mythological heroes and creatures.
Age of Mythology cheats help you win, but when playing online, you can't use them; amazing taunts make up for it, though
a time long ago when people's concerns amounted to protecting their gold, needing reinforcements to defend their temples, and warding off angry purple gods
i'm running low on the cash flow like it's the age of mythology up in here
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).