Age of Conan

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Upcoming MMORPG based of Robert E. Howard's Conan series. In the game, adults battle the evils of hyboria clad in steel and iron. 12 year olds assume the position of making female characters, and masturbating to the rendered tits.

Dude Age of conan is so cool! I made a female guardian and took her top off.

Age of Conan by John Kamble April 28, 2008

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Age of Conan - Hyborian Adventurers is an MMORPG by Funcom and Microsoft set to release in April, 2008. The game is based mainly on combat, quests, character development and siege. For PC and Xbox 360.

"Dude, are you going to get Age of Conan?"
"Yeah it looks fucking awesome :D."

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

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