after piss

The glorious urination one engages in shortly after an orgasm. It is said to rival that of intoxicated pissing.

The party last night was amazing. I had, like, fifty beers! This chick even blew me! When she was done, I had to pee like a racehorse, so I staggered into the bathroom, had an after piss, and it was THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER.

by pupukachu March 10, 2010

After piss

When someone is done peeing, and the pull their pants up, but some pee still leaks out.

Girl: Johnny, did you pee your pants?

Johnny: Nah, just some after piss

by likeaboss900000 February 18, 2014

After-piss

The intense piss you have to take after an orgasm.

"brb, after-piss."

by 🅱️🏳️‍🌈😩 November 4, 2019

After piss

While having a number two, it's the second piss that let's you known you are done.

"Just had a quality dump, finished off with the after piss!"

by MrPabloE July 1, 2022

after sex piss

When a dude goes to take a piss after having sex and the piss sprays off target, ie. on his leg, side of toilet, or floor.

Aw shit, I just got my after sex piss everywhere!

by roundtuit February 9, 2018

afterpiss

the piss used to clear the penal shaft of cum or shit after sex or jerking off. a woman may use the same method after a deposit in her forward hole.

during the afterpiss I hit the toilet tank with a cum/piss mixture due to a semi and the fact it took a moment to figure the combination pressure-to-backsteps ratio needed to ark the fluid into the bowl.

by the mac al March 4, 2006

Afterpiss

Its when you are done taking a piss and you walk out of the bathroom and a little bit more pee comes out

O my god jake had such a Afterpiss it went through his pants

by goodwillhunting September 10, 2011