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The year after 2025 AD. After the passing of the prophet Charlie Kirk, the Catholic Church, after taking a lump sum of cash, decided to honor Charlie Kirk and turn the year 2026 AD into 1 AK (After Kirk). After even more money, the Catholic Church humbly decided to create hymns dedicated to Charlie Kirk; including but not limited to: We Are Charlie Kirk, How Dare They (For Charlie), and Charlie. The Catholic Church humbly, after even more money, created the KT (Kirky Testament).

Lucas: “Bro, my son was born in 1 AK (After Kirk), we are going to raise him to follow Kirktholicism.” (We gave the Catholic Church a lot of money to change their name).

After Kirk by Jeffica3576 December 10, 2025

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Afterkick

An unpleasant feeling some people infrequently experience when taking a drag of marijuana. Some report it as their brain exploding, or swelling of their heart combined with anxiety. It's only temporary and goes away after a few seconds.

Take the spliff away dude, this afterkick is killing me.

Afterkick by Purantsu January 16, 2017

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afterkick

The bad feeling that you have several hours(days) after taking amphetamines(Speed), MDMA(Ecstasy), etc.

That X I took last night was crap, the afterkick was so bad that I thought about quiting drugs...

afterkick by WoWSura July 28, 2011

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026