One who is not educated in formalized spelling who is confined to using simple letter abbreviations for words and sentences to communicate with others through some electronic device. This person is known as an Acronist.
Being and Acronist Johnny's message was never understood by the 911 operator and hence he was not able to reach safety in time.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'