Person: "Hi, I'm looking to interview for this job"

Interviewer: "What race?"

Person: "African-American"

Interviewer: "May I see your Afrimerican documentation please?"

Afrimerica by delta789 January 27, 2009

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Armerican

A citizen of the United States who fully supports the second amendment as a means of personal protection against the government.

I regard Johnny as a true Armerican- have you seen his collection of machine guns?

Armerican by Fuzzylogix July 5, 2018

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afromercial

An infomercial that is hosted by a black man.
Possibly the greatest thing ever.
Can differ from barbeque adds to fruit juicer adds.
Very convincing!

Black Billy Mays: In this afromercial I'm here to inform you about this sony nuclear arms kit!

Timmy: Golly, I should go buy one!

afromercial by teh frendly narwhal July 19, 2009

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Afrimerican

Afrimerican is a term created in 1989 by an Afrimerican, (a first) and it’s defined to describe Black/Negroid people born in the United States that have a Black/Negroid African ancestry, while not being part of, or included in, any federal, state, county, or city laws that restrict American citizenry, and all rights thereof.

An African-American is a person born in/on the continent of Africa.

An Afrimerican is a person born in The United States of America.

TEACHER: What is the difference between an African-American and an Afrimerican?

STUDENT: The former is a person born in/on the continent of Africa but gains American citizenship.

The latter is is a person born in/on The United States of America and has African ancestry.

Afrimerican by WORD LAB November 8, 2022

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