Aerial Shit

The act of hovering over a toilet and taking a dump. Usually because the toilet is too filthy to sit on and using toilet paper on the seat takes too much time.

Ryan: I feel so much better.

Erich: Did you just take a shit in that nasty restroom?

Ryan: Yeah, but it was an Aerial Shit.

by Avogadro666 May 20, 2013

Arial Shitting

The act of climbing up on top of the stalls in a public restroom and shitting with the goal of landing the turd in the toilet.

Carl is not good at arial shitting. I feel bad for the janitor.

by The Bombardier July 10, 2010