The Cuphead clone before Cuphead, this game has been known to give intense and bloody hemroids to everyone who plays it. It's said to be the cause of all evil in the world including Fortnite, Obunga and Leon Bell from Dead Rising 2. Aegis Wing might in fact be the most cancerous substance known to man and can destroy your Xbox from the inside out. Only those who have downed a bottle of gamer girl piss may be able to play Aegis Wing without getting dysentery or worse.
Guy: Hey do you remember that one game Aegis Wing?
Second Guy: AAAAAAAHHHH! IT HURTS! MY ASSHOLE IS ON FIRE!
Guy: HOLY FUCKING SHIT ME TOO! AHHHH!
Second Guy: AAAAAAAHHHH! IT HURTS! MY ASSHOLE IS ON FIRE!
Guy: HOLY FUCKING SHIT ME TOO! AHHHH!
by Lil Holland July 23, 2018