A faggot little shit head who bangs parrots, jokes are as funny as my dad leaving me and got saltier than the pacific when he caught me banging his pug
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.