A state of being so attracted to your school-given chromebook that you would have sexual desires and plan to marry it. This is normally given to fortnite addicts.
Man 1: I think I'm going to marry my chromebook.
Man 2: That means you're in Adam Akram.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.