Acurve 

When the moon is approaching

“We can’t leave, the moon is acurve so the werewolves will get us”

Acurve by Acurved moon February 27, 2024

ayurveda 

Ayurveda is the oldest surviving complete medical system in the world. Derived from its ancient Sanskrit roots - ‘ayus' (life) and ‘ved' (knowledge) – and offering a rich, comprehensive outlook to a healthy life, its origins go back nearly 5000 years. To when it was expounded and practiced by the same spiritual rishis, who laid the foundations of the Vedic civilisation in India, by organising the fundamentals of life into proper systems.

The modern medicine sucks, am going to get ayurveda.

ayurveda by Pavan Arora September 12, 2006

acursednat 

The most beautiful girl in the world, no makeup necessary.
Mogs everyone.

acursednat is a goddess

acursednat by def01933 December 13, 2020

hung a curve ball

making a stupid comment leaving yourself open for a wise crack in return

John: That girl won't fuck nobody after me.
Bill: You were such a bad lay you turned her lezzie. . . sorry dude, I had to say that.
John: Hell, I hung a curve ball, you had to take me down town.

hung a curve ball by Sweet Shorty Swoll August 30, 2006

Ayurveda 

Another SCAM(So Called Alternative Medicine) with hilariously far-fetched claims and based on bullshit-pseudoscience like chakras, that everything is made up of five elements namely earth, air, water, fire and the sky, and magic to back it up instead of actual science. But then again, what do you expect from a medicine system found 5000 years ago when people used to think that the earth was flat and fire was a goddess.

Mostly prevalent in India because people care about ancestral pride more than getting cured of disease.
Modern propagandists include charlatans like Deepak Chopra.

Joe tried getting his cancer cured by Ayurveda based treatment. He's dead.
Hey, why don't you try Ayurvedic treatment for your illness? Because I want to live.

Ayurveda by Because I'm Sherlock March 2, 2018

drinking on a curve 

when its ok to drink early because you woke early and its noon in an earlier timezone

hey jimbo ... i ended up drinking on a curve this morning because i woke at 6am on sunday and had my yard work done by 10am and was ready for that refreshing cold beer ... its noon on the east coast.

drinking on a curve by dittotron April 19, 2009

throw a curve ball 

Another name for taking a shit. When a catcher in baseball wants his pitcher to throw a curve ball he puts down two fingers and since taking a shit is commonly referred to as "going number two" this phrase is appicable when you have to poop.

Man that coffee ran right through me. I got to go to the bathroom and throw a curve ball before I make a mess of myself.

throw a curve ball by C Floods March 22, 2011