Ayurveda is the oldest surviving complete medical system in the world. Derived from its ancient Sanskrit roots - ‘ayus' (life) and ‘ved' (knowledge) – and offering a rich, comprehensive outlook to a healthy life, its origins go back nearly 5000 years. To when it was expounded and practiced by the same spiritual rishis, who laid the foundations of the Vedic civilisation in India, by organising the fundamentals of life into proper systems.
John: That girl won't fuck nobody after me.
Bill: You were such a bad lay you turned her lezzie. . . sorry dude, I had to say that.
John: Hell, I hung a curve ball, you had to take me down town.
Another SCAM(So Called Alternative Medicine) with hilariously far-fetched claims and based on bullshit-pseudoscience like chakras, that everything is made up of five elements namely earth, air, water, fire and the sky, and magic to back it up instead of actual science. But then again, what do you expect from a medicine system found 5000 years ago when people used to think that the earth was flat and fire was a goddess.
Mostly prevalent in India because people care about ancestral pride more than getting cured of disease.
Modern propagandists include charlatans like Deepak Chopra.
Joe tried getting his cancer cured by Ayurveda based treatment. He's dead.
Hey, why don't you try Ayurvedic treatment for your illness? Because I want to live.
when its ok to drink early because you woke early and its noon in an earlier timezone
hey jimbo ... i ended up drinking on a curve this morning because i woke at 6am on sunday and had my yard work done by 10am and was ready for that refreshing cold beer ... its noon on the east coast.
Another name for taking a shit. When a catcher in baseball wants his pitcher to throw a curve ball he puts down two fingers and since taking a shit is commonly referred to as "going number two" this phrase is appicable when you have to poop.
Man that coffee ran right through me. I got to go to the bathroom and throw a curve ball before I make a mess of myself.
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."