Ace Deuce

A turd that comes out clean (nothing on your wipe), with a slightly rubbery texture, avoiding skidmarks and allowing it to fall so deep into the porthole so you don't even have to look at it.

Did you use the bathroom in Grandma's room? She's gonna be ticked... "No worries, it was an ace deuce she'll never even know I was there."

by Mooglytonkers November 20, 2019

ace deuce

usually refers to ann arbor, michigan

i live in ace deuce bitch

by alex gooding January 5, 2006

ace-deuce

Ace-Deuce,aka "Ace, Two" is a starting hand in Texas Hold-em, which is deceptively good because you have an ace, but it's really a pile of crap. It will fuck you over a lot, especially if someone else has an Ace with any card higher than a two.

Someone else; " I got two pair, aces and nines, what do you have?"
me: "Ace-deuce, fuck. I fucking hate ace-deuce."

by porneggs September 21, 2005

ace deuce

Another way of saying Ann Arbor (A²)

person 1: yo, where you from?

person 2: I'm from the Ace Deuce, nig!

by bitsy pookums September 16, 2010

ace deuce

best friend (prison slang)

Yo, ace deuce, shank that cho mo for me.

by The Inmate June 21, 2008

ace deuce

Slang word for Ann Arbor, Michigan that became popular mostly through the website "MySpace."

Ed: Where are you from?
Jamal: Bitch, you know I'm from the Ace Deuce

by Supermatt April 11, 2006

ace-deuce

Best Friend

Wassup ace-deuce

by Ac February 2, 2004