A turd that comes out clean (nothing on your wipe), with a slightly rubbery texture, avoiding skidmarks and allowing it to fall so deep into the porthole so you don't even have to look at it.
Did you use the bathroom in Grandma's room? She's gonna be ticked... "No worries, it was an ace deuce she'll never even know I was there."
by Mooglytonkers November 20, 2019
Get the Ace Deucemug. by alex gooding January 05, 2006
Get the ace deucemug. Ace-Deuce,aka "Ace, Two" is a starting hand in Texas Hold-em, which is deceptively good because you have an ace, but it's really a pile of crap. It will fuck you over a lot, especially if someone else has an Ace with any card higher than a two.
Someone else; " I got two pair, aces and nines, what do you have?"
me: "Ace-deuce, fuck. I fucking hate ace-deuce."
me: "Ace-deuce, fuck. I fucking hate ace-deuce."
by porneggs September 21, 2005
Get the ace-deucemug. by bitsy pookums September 16, 2010
Get the ace deucemug. by The Inmate June 21, 2008
Get the ace deucemug. by Supermatt April 11, 2006
Get the ace deucemug.