verb; A sexual act between two males where male #1 performs oral sex on himself while man #2 places one hand on male #1's neck and the other on the back of his thighs and plays him like an accordion, thus, increasing pleasure.
"Fuck a fiddle! I wanna be played like an English Accordion!"
"John played the English Accordion so well, that his partner Gary gagged."
"After a good playing of the English Accordion, Travis was tired and decided to rest. His fairy-friend Albert was so pleased with himself pleasing himself, that he made himself breakfast."
"John played the English Accordion so well, that his partner Gary gagged."
"After a good playing of the English Accordion, Travis was tired and decided to rest. His fairy-friend Albert was so pleased with himself pleasing himself, that he made himself breakfast."
by the rusty trombone February 26, 2014
Double Penetration given to an asian female with one male entering from behind and the other in her mouth. Much like the eiffel tower only without the men touching hands and using an asian female, ultimatley resembling an accordion when in sync.
Faisal and I sure did give Tobias' mom a great Chinese Accordion last night.
Boy, we sure did play that girl from that party like an accordion last night.
Boy, we sure did play that girl from that party like an accordion last night.
by bill-nye-the-science-guy October 25, 2009
That chick was giving me head, then all of the sudden she put a finger up my bum. She was playing the Rusty Accordion
by iliopsoas September 11, 2010
the lame ass version of guitar hero in which you play an accordion. only available in europe (thank god)
by Interficere August 6, 2008
A blow job in which the giver moves his/her mouth up and down the penis, as in a harmonica blow job, while simultaneously massaging and pulling enthusiastically at the balls with both hands.
by mad mission October 20, 2010
A surprise clitfucking, in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out, when you're playing all night and the music's all right.
Terry is so god damned hot, I think tonight I'm going to pull her into a back alley and pop her an accordion theif.
by Colonel_Hogs April 2, 2007
It is a sexual analogy meaning that you want to have sex/bang someone. It is a way of joking around and playing with someone telling them you want to hook up, but not making it obvious to the public.
"Codi, I want to play the accordion with you!" Shannon said.
"Okay Shannon, in your dreams" Codi said.
"I did dream about that!" Shannon said.
"Okay Shannon, in your dreams" Codi said.
"I did dream about that!" Shannon said.
by erkerkerkerkerk March 18, 2008