what happens to your honda accord when you run into a brick wall and then are rear ended by another vehicle
by Anonymous August 9, 2003
by Chilly Palmer October 17, 2008
When the girl is on top and over-estimates the size of your cock. It slips out and gets smashed into a cartoon-like accordian shape.
by TimKyleMatt2 March 28, 2009
A musical instrument. Along with tapdancing lessons, accordian lessons are responsible for baby boomers raised in the 1950's being large consumers of prozac and psychotherapy.
Gacy, Bundy and Idi Amin all played the accordian and coincidentally they listed "Lady of Spain" as their favorite song.
by megnao flimpis August 3, 2003
An instrument of torture. Often, masochistic humans will listen to one to atone for their sins of late.
The accordian was played for five hours to the man who had committed murder. Afterwards, he committed another thing.
Suicide.
Suicide.
by Anonymous April 7, 2003
George Shearing, the great jazz pianist, used to joke that a 'gentleman' was someone who knew how to play the accordian, but didn't.
by Ben-Him September 12, 2003