Absolute chad

Refers to a person of the highest standards and that is perfect at everything with no flaws, will act upon what they wish to without hesitation or regard for authority, highly respected by others

Dude you are an absolute chad.

Absolute chad by Aceaviation August 9, 2019

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Absolute Chad

A reference to Chad Thundercock, someone who has qualities of an alpha male including a big penis. Someone like Channing Tatum

Did you see Alex and how he picks up women, he's an absolute chad.

Absolute Chad by ChineseMan88 September 17, 2019

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Absolute Chad

Stereotypical white fine ass god of a man!

Wow did you see miles??
Yeah he’s an Absolute Chad.

Absolute Chad by Skeetlar April 29, 2019

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Absolute Fucking Chad

Chad, but he had an extra 5 red bulls

The absolute fucking chad beat the man, because he said red bull was bad.

Absolute Fucking Chad by Absolute Chad Mate March 11, 2021

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AbsoluteChad

Basically someone who is cool or is a awesome fellow

Person:You’re dunced for a day :feelbadman:
Person: it’s okay man you are a absoluteChad Anyway

AbsoluteChad by RolesTakenNoReason June 10, 2019

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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