absolut vodka

ABSOLUT VODKA is a vodka brand which is produced in Åhus, Sweden (not to confuse with Switzerland). Though it was first introduced 1979 in the US, ABSOLUT VODKA goes way back in the days. To be precise, it was first introduced to this world as early as 1879 by Lars Olsson Smith. He is the dude that you can find on all ABSOLUT VODKA bottles, with the text "ABSOLUT | COUNTRY OF SWEDEN" surrounding the tiny little picture.
The group who makes the vodka is called V&S Group and that company in turn is owned by the Swedish state. All ABSOLUT VODKA is produced in Sweden and is then shipped away. As much as more than forty percent of the imported vodka in the USA is Absolut.
Besides the tasteful and fine vodka of ABSOLUT, ABSOLUT also run very creative and funny ads. This, though, isn't thanks to the swedes. The marketing agency who make the ads are none other than TBWA (Google it, tards!).

I think I have now spilled everything there is to know about ABSOLUT. Kinda. Now go and buy yourself some ABSOLUT VODKA... you can choose between 11 different flavours!

Dave: Dude, I bought ABSOLUT VODKA Lemon for tonight's party at Stacey's and I'm going to get ABSOLUUUUT DRUNK!
Eric: Sounds good. Hey, did you know that more than forty percent of the imported vodka is ABSOLUT?
Dave: Didn't know and don't care. I just wanna get wasted.
Eric: ...
Eric: Word.

absolut vodka by ThatSwedishGuy December 12, 2007

Absolut Vodka

Tasty Drink, Blyat, Better Then Tea Used by capitalyst pigs. mostly used by slavs, gopniks and The Slav King Life of boris.

VADIM BLYAT! HE STOLE ALL OF MY ABSOLUT VODKA!

Absolut Vodka by Annatoli December 5, 2019

Absolut Vodka

Tasty Drink, Better Than Cola, Mostly Used By Gopniks, Slavs And The Slav King Life Of Boris.

Vadim Blyat! He Stole All Of My Absolut Vodka!

Absolut Vodka by Annatoli December 5, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022