While pooping, one's stomach begins to
converse with oneself through morse
code, often giving helpful life tips and warnings; also known as the
fortune cookie of the body.
Doctor: "Has anything unusual happened to you lately?"
Steve: "
Well, I had a case of Abdodiphrass last
night."
-- Last
night --
Steve: (Whistles on toilet)
Steve's stomach: (taps) "Cover nose."