When a person is only attracted to ABGs (Aznbbygirls). These girls are Asian, high maintenance, materialistic, is usually in a sorority, has a flower tattoo somewhere on her body, fake lashes, makeup, has her hair dyed in various colors of the rainbow, and would most likely say yes to a shot of Henny.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.