Masturbation; spanking the monkey; shining the pope; pleasing the tall
dude with the
beard; playing 5 on
1, hanging out with Mary Palmer and her 5 sisters
When the professor asked the students if "there were any other terms for masturbation" to add to the list he had on the
board during our
human sexuality class, the class fell silent. Then, this grisly old dude in the back crowed out "shaking hands with
Abe Lincoln". His addition shocked the entire class including the professor.