When shaving your pubes you completely shave the area from the dick up and leave a little hair on your balls, therefore creating the look of Abe Lincoln.
The Abe Lincoln is to shave your pubes and put them in a bag. Then keep the bag and, after ejaculating on a girls face, pour the bag on her face instantly giving her a beard.
Masturbation; spanking the monkey; shining the pope; pleasing the tall dude with the beard; playing 5 on 1, hanging out with Mary Palmer and her 5 sisters
When the professor asked the students if "there were any other terms for masturbation" to add to the list he had on the board during our human sexuality class, the class fell silent. Then, this grisly old dude in the back crowed out "shaking hands with Abe Lincoln". His addition shocked the entire class including the professor.
When a girl in front of you is annoying you at the movie theater, you whip it out rub out a good one and shoot her in the back of the head, just like Abe Lincoln.
When a fight of sorts goes from long distance to up close and personal.
1.) When a gun fight goes from long range to up close and personal.
2.) When an argument goes from shouting across a long distance to up close and personal.
Jacob: *Checks rifle scope* The scope is broken!
Adam: This is about to go from JFK to Abe Lincoln.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."