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Abe Lincolned 

When you cum on the back of someone’s head inside of a movie theater.
Bro, I just Abe Lincolned this girl last night at the new spider man movie
Abe Lincolned by Keenan Henderson December 20, 2021

Abe Lincoln 

When shaving your pubes you completely shave the area from the dick up and leave a little hair on your balls, therefore creating the look of Abe Lincoln.
When I showed her my Abe Lincoln she dropped her Gettysburg a dress.
Abe Lincoln by Barncat6969 December 17, 2016

The Abe Lincoln 

The Abe Lincoln is to shave your pubes and put them in a bag. Then keep the bag and, after ejaculating on a girls face, pour the bag on her face instantly giving her a beard.

Shaking Hands with Abe Lincoln 

Masturbation; spanking the monkey; shining the pope; pleasing the tall dude with the beard; playing 5 on 1, hanging out with Mary Palmer and her 5 sisters
When the professor asked the students if "there were any other terms for masturbation" to add to the list he had on the board during our human sexuality class, the class fell silent. Then, this grisly old dude in the back crowed out "shaking hands with Abe Lincoln". His addition shocked the entire class including the professor.

abe lincoln 

When a girl in front of you is annoying you at the movie theater, you whip it out rub out a good one and shoot her in the back of the head, just like Abe Lincoln.
I went to Batman: The Dark Knight this chick wouldn't shut up so I gave her an Abe Lincoln.
abe lincoln by LouDAMan, TMAN October 16, 2008

JFK to Abe Lincoln 

When a fight of sorts goes from long distance to up close and personal.

1.) When a gun fight goes from long range to up close and personal.
2.) When an argument goes from shouting across a long distance to up close and personal.
Jacob: *Checks rifle scope* The scope is broken!
Adam: This is about to go from JFK to Abe Lincoln.