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Avid Merrion 

"the film star recieved weird phone calls, freaky letters and was stalked by Avid Merrion"
Avid Merrion by Shuna Groath December 17, 2003

avid merion

A complete nutter from the channel 4 series bo selecta. Obsessed with celebrities, he is always seen wearing a neck brace. With curly ginger hair he is always noticable.

An obsesive man , he keeps his dead mother in a wardrobe and his only friend ,ozzy , is likely to be deported very soon !!

He is also likely to be seen stalking any celbrity

Now he has his own chat show though , god knows why , it has ruined the series
If kylie minogue was my wife i would treat her with the love and respect she deserves , and then i would say to her " hey why dont you take off all your clothes, but leave your belt on , and then i will fucking ride you like sea biscuit "
avid merion by Squiz July 14, 2004

Avid Merrion 

A weird but wicked guy, who loves any celebrity that walks the earth.
he also plays Craiiiig Daviid and Jacko n menymore in his kwl programme, 'Bo' Selecta!'
"Avid Merrion is fit for a ginger bloke"
Avid Merrion by JenRo n Boof August 21, 2003