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N: The Alaskan Underground Football League, Also known as the AUFL, started by a group of individuals sometimes known as the "Goon Squad" or "Goonies", usually played on a random local field, and joined up by random people via word-of-mouth, so long as they abide by the rules of the AUFL:

The AU RULE( Golden Rule)- The Goon Squad are in charge of, and collectively control every apect/operation of the AUFL and it's affiliates.

1. Games are never cancelled due to weather.

2. No cryin, whining, moaning, or complaining of any kind is allowed.

3. The minimum number of people on each team is five.

4. You are responsible for your own well being, and any injury sustained from gameplay is either your own failure as a player or no one's.

5. No eye gouging, fish hooking, or other illegal acts of conduct.

6. Membership is free.

7. Must remember, it's just a game!

8. Individual Game Rules vary, as determined by the Goon Squad and it's affiliates.
"I heard the Goonies were playin an AUFL game in town today, I wonder where it'll be at?"

" I don't know, but I'm gonna find out! I love playing AUFL games! Two hand touch is for sissies!"
AUFL by KenaiSloth May 12, 2010
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1. Man I am so aufluting right know

2.His hair is so auflute
Auflute by Piratewolf June 12, 2010
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AUFLS: Ass Ugly Friends who will want to Leave Syndrome. They seem to always be around beautiful women, mostly to make your life miserable and painful as you try and work your way around them and to your true target.
Jim: Damn that is one bad case of AUFLS you just got.
Patrick: DAMN IT ALL!
AUFLS by AdolescentWit June 21, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026