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N: The Alaskan Underground Football League, Also known as the AUFL, started by a group of individuals sometimes known as the "Goon Squad" or "Goonies", usually played on a random local field, and joined up by random people via word-of-mouth, so long as they abide by the rules of the AUFL:

The AU RULE( Golden Rule)- The Goon Squad are in charge of, and collectively control every apect/operation of the AUFL and it's affiliates.

1. Games are never cancelled due to weather.

2. No cryin, whining, moaning, or complaining of any kind is allowed.

3. The minimum number of people on each team is five.

4. You are responsible for your own well being, and any injury sustained from gameplay is either your own failure as a player or no one's.

5. No eye gouging, fish hooking, or other illegal acts of conduct.

6. Membership is free.

7. Must remember, it's just a game!

8. Individual Game Rules vary, as determined by the Goon Squad and it's affiliates.
"I heard the Goonies were playin an AUFL game in town today, I wonder where it'll be at?"

" I don't know, but I'm gonna find out! I love playing AUFL games! Two hand touch is for sissies!"
AUFL by KenaiSloth May 12, 2010
Words you can keep
1. Man I am so aufluting right know

2.His hair is so auflute
Auflute by Piratewolf June 12, 2010
Related Words
AUFLS: Ass Ugly Friends who will want to Leave Syndrome. They seem to always be around beautiful women, mostly to make your life miserable and painful as you try and work your way around them and to your true target.
Jim: Damn that is one bad case of AUFLS you just got.
Patrick: DAMN IT ALL!
AUFLS by AdolescentWit June 21, 2009
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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