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your taxdollars at work 

useless spending, but somehow justified by the government.
Guy1: See that eight foot platinum statue of the mayor, surrounded by 12 stadium lights that are lit 24/7?
Guy2: Yeah
Guy1: That's your tax dollars at work.
Guy2: Fuck that. I'm never paying my taxes again.
Guy1: Be sure to write me soon.
Guy2: What the fuck for?
Guy1: 'cause you'll be in wordjail/word for tax evasion.
Guy2: Oh, wordfor fucks sake/word!
Guy1: Yep. You're fucked
Guy2: Damn.

Hax Attax 

The state of being attacked or owned by computer hacks.
"OMGSOH HE IS TEH HAX ATTAX!!12!!one!121"
Hax Attax by Putingrad September 19, 2003
Dat bitch won't attaxt me no more. I blocked her ratchet ass!
Attaxt by Steffini September 12, 2016

sneak attaxes' 

Hidden taxes and loopholes in the tax code that give some taxes the ability to hit you with a ninja like quickness.
person 1 "Damn, gas prices went up 75 cents today."

person 2 "yeah we got sneak attaxed cause the Asst. VP to the CEO of nozzles at BP, who also happens to be Chairman of Republicans who love Jesus won big at the Track yesterday."

person 3 "I was sittin next to him at the track yesterday, he was with 3 trannies and was real excited about going back to the barn and showing them his horse."

person 4 "why did that make gas prices go up?"

person 5 "cause he didn't want to pay the taxes on his winnings so they wrote a loophole in for him on the spot, snuck it into the tax code as a provision in a weapons bill that passed unanimously so the government could get their money, plus interest and give BP a bonus as well"

person 6 "on the plus side 3 trannies and a horse fucked a Republican last night."

person 7 "stupid sneak attaxes'...."

Attaxting 

When a large group of people "texts" a mutual friend excessively in an attempt to anger said friend. Although the word relates to text messaging people, it can also be used when leaving voice mails in the same manner.
My idiot friends keep attaxting me.
Attaxting by KGsoulman5000 February 26, 2011

heart attax

What you experience whenever da annual IRS statement and/or local property-assessment bill arrives.
I always live extra-frugally and set aside a healthy emergency-fund; besides making good business sense, this diligent practice also largely safeguards against heart attax every year.
heart attax by QuacksO February 25, 2023