A close relative of an asshat, an assmonkey is best defined as 'any disagreeable idiot who has successfully combined being an asshole with the brainpower of a monkey fed LSD'.
Eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to Wayne's World, and the line "Pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt."
Eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to Wayne's World, and the line "Pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt."
by Minor Ramblings September 05, 2005
1:(n) a complete idiot
2:(n) a useless individual
3:(n) a combination of both in a supervisory position
2:(n) a useless individual
3:(n) a combination of both in a supervisory position
1: "only an assmonkey wouldn't know that"
2: "that assmonkey can't do anything without fucking it up"
3: "Eddie is such an assmonkey, how'd he get to be a supervisor? And what assmonkey made him a supervisor?"
2: "that assmonkey can't do anything without fucking it up"
3: "Eddie is such an assmonkey, how'd he get to be a supervisor? And what assmonkey made him a supervisor?"
by GODS GIFT TO AIRTRANSPORT SAFETY May 09, 2008
by MINIxxx January 05, 2006
by Samantha Sanchez aka Sammy September 18, 2008
Someone or something that, on purpose or by accident, regularly screws up situations that take a lot of time, patience and effort to get to, including finishing an artistic masterpiece or concluding successful business negotiations.
by averhan June 28, 2009
1. A homosexual man.
2. An asshole with the intelligence of a monkey.
3. A homosexual man with the intelligence of a monkey being an asshole.
4. A total fucking idiot (see fucktard)
5. Actual monkey in someone's ass.
2. An asshole with the intelligence of a monkey.
3. A homosexual man with the intelligence of a monkey being an asshole.
4. A total fucking idiot (see fucktard)
5. Actual monkey in someone's ass.
by Joe Daddy October 04, 2002
an idiot, retard, someone who thinks they are an expert in a certain subject that they know nothing about
by Tardo September 29, 2003