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Asscheeks 

Used as an adjective to describe something that is frustrating or ridiculous. Used in the same way as "bullshit."

Can also be used as a noun. See the cheeks.
I can't believe I missed the final exam. That's asscheeks, man.

The IR spectroscopy is not showing the correct structure, which is totally asscheeks.
Asscheeks by dochomie July 7, 2009

Asscheeks 

I like to shake my jiggle-wiggle crack!
I got two asscheeks on my back
You know I'm comin' comin' round, when you hear that ass-clappin' sound
Crack crack crack
Triple boom from my back
Hear my asscheeks flap!
Oh yeah.
Oh! How my asscheeks are trembling with delight!
Asscheeks by couchpotatofr March 19, 2023

asscheeks 

The two fleshy sides of the buttocks
Marcel marveled at the way her asscheeks sprang back when he squeezed them.
He grasped her asscheeks on the sides and directed his cock at her shining slit.
asscheeks by Tiago Zuhr September 24, 2005

Asscheeks 

Slang to call someone or something that looks like booty, and not the good kind. We’re talking that cottage cheesey, cellulite, fat homegirl ass you can find checking out at Register 12 in Wal-Mart type asscheeks.
Steve: @RealVergilSnow looks like asscheeks, dawg.
Mark: Yeah, I bet he’s a Vergin. Ain’t nobody gettin’ laid lookin’ like asscheeks.
Asscheeks by LouSassle March 6, 2020

asscheeks 

The round flesh sitting at the very top of your thighs and under your back. It is almost like a cover for the anushole. Often slapped, grabbed and targeted by horny people. If left unwashed, they can grow nasty pimples.
There must be a tight ass and twat obscured beneath those big golden asscheeks.
asscheeks by Wasabimoto January 6, 2008

Asscheeks 

A swear word directed towards someone so bad that they are at the level of an ass
Damn that man is ASSCHEEKS at this game!
Asscheeks by Asscheeksman123 October 19, 2022