ASHTON KUTCHER

A lil queer ass. His biggest claim to fame is ( that 70s show ) and being with The now 40 somthing Demi Moore, what does she want with a 25 yr old dufus like him? Ashton Kutcher is a jack ass and he is funny lookin. He is also on the show punkd and hangs out with britney spears.
Ashton Kutcher the 25 yr old who acts like a kid.
by Barney February 27, 2005
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You're dating my mom? Man, you're such an Ashton Kutcher.
by Kurutsu February 09, 2004
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when your doing an older woman from behind, pretend like you came, tap her on the shoulder, blow your load in her face, and yell " you just got punked"
When i was doing this milf i decided to pull the "ashton kutcher " on her.
by my name's demi moore June 22, 2006
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the man that all small girls wish to become a pedifile
if the girls in 8 grade had there way ashton kutcher would be in as much trouble as mr jackson
by anonoymous726389 October 21, 2004
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Currently starring in Two and a Half Men, he's an actor who happens to looks like a douchebag when he has long hair.
Person #1: Dude, have you seen Ashton Kutcher's debut on Two and a Half Men?
Person #2: Yea, he looks like a douchebag with long hair!
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Further proof that this country is fucked.
Ashton Kutcher is just another disposable Hollywood prettyboy.
by Ollie Oxenfree May 30, 2004
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One of the worst actors every to grace the screen. Every single one of his roles is exactly the same, the charming moron. Girls like him because he's famous. Girls like Kid Rock because he's famous too. Does that say anything?
They need to stop letting Ashton Kutcher act.
by Darren May 29, 2004
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