armadillo 

South American insectivorous mammal. Has tough 'armour plates' that protect it from attack. Some varieties can roll into a ball and be completely protected.
As far as I know, not interested in lesbians at all.

"hey, what's that weird looking animal with the armour?"
"an armadillo of course"

armadillo by Jo May 2, 2004

Armadillo 

Someone who ruins a good thing or moment.

My mom made chocolate covered strawberries for my friends and I, but Garrett was an armadillo and spilled the whole tray.

Armadillo by Kelen Keller July 6, 2010

armadillo 

Curling into a fetus position in a fight, lookign sort of like an armodillo. Usually one shouts "Please don't hurt me." repetitively while in the position.

"Yo man, what's this guy doin? He said he wants to fight but he just dropped into the armadillo."

armadillo by homebroslice24 March 8, 2010

Armadillo 

To provide weapons to a spanish pickle.

He is suspected of buying weapons to armadillo.

Armadillo by Kraeloc May 22, 2004

Armadillo 

The process of taking off your fingernails having sex and then cumming on the girls back, and sticking your nails to her back, using the cum as a glue

Guy A: yo i had some freaky sex last night
Guy B: yeah? what did you do?
Guy A: pulled an Armadillo on her
Guy B: *wakes up from nightmare*

Armadillo by Fireboss76 July 2, 2020

Armadillo 

a lesbian stalker

sarah

Armadillo by Stickerless Stickleby September 30, 2003

Armadillo 

Exclamatory remark used to express excitement because of something fantastic; cool

Damn, that red 2008 viper is straight armadillo!

Armadillo by Lifegaurdnomo June 16, 2008