Apple Fritters

Delicious batter coated chunks or rings of apple, deep fried and served with honey or syrup. Comes from the blessed nation of China.

Also available as banana and pinapple fritters.

I'll have a Chicken Chow Mein and some Apple Fritters please

by Megann Babesss ;D March 5, 2009

Apple Fritters

A really nice thick ass that you wanna fuck

Owen was totally staring at Jay’s apple fritters

by JoJo_26B June 13, 2025

Grandma's Apple Fritter

Vaginal Labia that dangle low and look generally unappealing. Usually found on older women.

Ted shacked up with that cougar last night. He said that Grandma's Apple Fritter was so bad that it was like trying to pull gum off of a park bench.

by BuiltForComfort1981 June 30, 2009

Apple Fritter

The act of shoving an apple up the butt

I ran out of bananas so I apple frittered that bitch instead!

by bingbongpedo April 10, 2010

kansas city apple fritter

When a man named david eats apple sauce out of a womans vagina.

hey david, what did you do last night? " I gave my wife the kansas city apple fritter

by David's son Richard February 15, 2008

Apple Fritter

what do you call a pile of poop with semen drizzled on top of it? An Apple Fritter

"that one night stand, I shit on her back and came on top, that shit looked like a apple fritter"

by WeeNerCoom April 11, 2021

Circle K Apple Fritter

When you’re getting your ass ate by some random person in a shady gas station bathroom.

The highlight of my summer vacation was the Circle K Apple Fritter that I got outside of Columbus, OH.

by Whywouldyousaythat? December 29, 2019