anti-poon

One who deflects and repels attractive women.

Keep Jesse away form the gang tonight. He's anti-poon. There'll be no action whatsoever.

by shootandrun August 4, 2007

Anti-poon

A person who repels the poonani because of sheer gayness and un-coolness.

GUY1 ''Hey how did last night go with that girl?''
GUY2 ''Nah it was shit, I was with Sean, he is the anti-poon''
GUY1 ''Damn might have known you wouldn't have gotten any with that benson there''
GUY2 ''You got that right, he needs to change his strategy, or maybe he should just turn gay, it would certainly go better for him than it is just now''

by Bensonshneeb December 16, 2007

anti-poon

a person who ruines any chance of scoring with the oposite sex.

wow, i was about to get laid last night and then big jon showed up and was being a total anti-poon

by shady-mac January 11, 2008

anti-poon

Looking and/or acting like a goomba. Having a ridiculous small head on a disproportionately large body.

Hey Josh lets crush some box. O wait we have to babysit that idiot goomba toepp. He is the anti-poon

by Adam Stoltz May 15, 2008

Anti-poon

The unfortunate people who "God" hates so much that potential mates (ie. attractive women) are actually driven away by the utter ugliness and social retardation of such people

Guy 1: Hey man, how did John go with Tracy last night? Did he get any action?
Guy 2: Nah man, that retard is so ugly he is virtually the anti-poon
John: :'(

by pidgeon_peter February 22, 2009

Anti-poon

A person who gets absolutely no women due to them being a dumb bastard and not having a way with the ladies.

A person who repels pussy.

Manny was not a good wingman because he was the fuckin Anti-poon.

by gursher ghuman February 26, 2020

anti-poon

a friend or loved one that repels sex for anyone they come in contact with. Female version of cock block

You get laid last night?
Fuck no I went to the bar with anti-poon

by CRV January 11, 2008