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A HUMAN ANATOMICAL APERTURE SPREAD.
The way you get the most effective natural APERTURE SREAD as you da AN OLO. You can legally do AN OLO of any age as there is no SEXUAL CONDUCT or SEXUAL CONTACT as what you do is the FRONTAL ORAL called ANOL is just request the individual to open their mouth as much as possible and the REAR ORAL called ANOLO is the individual has to be NAKED so as there is no resistance from material interfering with a FULL NON FORCEFUL SPREAD. When you finish performing the REAR ANOLO you have done AN ANOL. After the individual is NAKED you have them lay on their stomach and have them spread their legs slightly apart and then you put your hand on the LEFT BUTTOCK in the middle and your right hand on the RIGHT BUTTOCK then you spread their ASS APART as much as you can where you open up THEIR ASSHOLE as wide as possible without any objects or lubrication and when you completed both the ORAL which is ANOL and the ANOLO you have performed legally AN OLO.
AN OLO by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE August 30, 2021
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AN OLO RATIO 

When you have an ANOL and an ANOLO which is AN OLO you take a measurement.
The ratio of OPEN MOUTH CIRCUMFERENCE to OPEN ASSHOLE CIRCUMFERENCE is AN OLO RATIO. THERE are two AN OLO RATIOS as the reciprocal is such. To be clear it is ONOL/ONOLO = OPENED MOUTH/OPENED ASSHOLE and the reciprocal is ONOLO/ONOL = OPENED ASSHOLE/OPENED MOUTH , the reciprocal is always the ONOLO on TOP = OPENED ASSHOLE on TOP.
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