ADVD
Attention Deficit Vagina Disorder - A mental health disorder usually developed during puberty. Symptoms include an insatiable desire to do anything to be physically intimate with a female partner - includes peacocking, posturing, complete disregard for consequences and a loss of any sense of reality. Usually resolves during the 6th decade of life with a great sense of relief and bewilderment that it ever occurred.
I was recently diagnosed with ADVD. The doctor tells me it can be challenging but to hang in there - it should resolve by the time I'm sixty.
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