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A toothpick a day

Sucking on a toothpick everyday like a gangsta. Until overtime the small microscopic wood particles collect in your intestine and it explodes. Requiring you to have a colostomy bag (crap bag) hooked onto your lower stomache.
Want a toothpick bruh. Nah man, a toothpick a day got me crappin in this bag.
by FattyCakeKittyCat February 5, 2018
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