A DEUCE

Dropping a Deuce

Spoken to denote "GOING NUMBER TWO" or having a bowel movement.

Hell Red, I'd go but need to run home and drop a deuce real quick alright?

by Adam Woods '87quest January 11, 2006

A DEUCE

a 22oz beer usually in a glass bottle

im gonna chug A DEUCE tonight.

by jadakiss_here November 15, 2006

A Deuce

Anal sex. Popularized by Gene Simmons of KISS in the song "Deuce", written by Simmons and released by the band on their debut album in 1974.

"Baby, if you're feeling good
And baby if you're feeling nice
You know your man is workin' hard
He's worth a deuce."

by C. Bob Smokenridge October 7, 2018

A DEUCE

A 1932 ford coupe. Usually made into a hot rod.

Did you see that wicked souped Ford with the suicide doors?

Yeah, It was A DEUCE!

by matthew bu August 28, 2007

A deuce

In the sceme of ranking girls...Used primari;ly when ranking on the 1 to 2 sacele ("2" you would f- her, 1 you wouldn't). A deuce is used synominously as a 2.

"Man that blonde is a deuce"

Me: Hey Mike do you think Brian's mom is a deuce?
Mike: NO way she is a one!

by R-G December 7, 2006

take a deuce

to take a shit.

After I eat a garbage plate from Wyatt's, I imagine it will be about time for me to take a deuce.

by Inspector Harry Bush August 21, 2003

Drop a deuce

Take a shit, poop, post

Damn, man it stinks in there. Did you drop a deuce?

by wolfen October 22, 2012