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The act of not knowing how to speak a language and acting amazingly retarded While being ones own gay lover. A coops has an enormous penis with a cock stud.
Guy: “Hey look it’s A coops he must have an enormous penis”
A coops: “ben r fat”” and u r fuck up
A coops by Ben Allman August 28, 2018

Swallow a chopstick 

It is used when someone cannot deal with his/her emotions because something overwhelming happened to him/her.
I have a long homework to do for tomorrow, I wanna swallow a chopstick.

a cooks louse 

Parasite, sticks to a cook doing all the prep, and shit cores ,
This idot is a cooks louse .
a cooks louse by TWISTEDBURNER August 29, 2023

Two chops and a tank 

Growing out your side burns, pork chops, an mustache to create one combined slice of heaven. Must have a carved out foo man an neck beard to be official. Don't be surprised when you rock this work of art to get multiple explicit requests from random women.
Two chops and a tank
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026