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A Three

Use this to describe any person who thinks they're a 9 or 10 out of 10 when in actual fact they're a 5 or 6.
Dan: "I pulled a worldy last night, absolute stunner".
Phil: "stop lying Dan, you're a three".
by plasticking59 June 25, 2016
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A Three Rivers

An upper decker with fries and cole slaw added, a Pittsburgh tradition.
Damn, I did a Three Rivers in Joe’s crapper at the party the other night.
by Doc Fitz September 18, 2020
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A Three Dimensional Fart

Like a shart, but with more solid results.
I think I need to pay some attention to my pants as I may have just done a three dimensional fart.
by Tommy Squeaker December 9, 2022
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put down a three

Put down a three (3)

to masturbate.

the third type of male body excretion.

to go number one is to pee. number 2 is to poop. so number three is to release semen from a dude's body.

a person can't "go number three" because, unlike a deuce, it can't just be pushed out of the body. Hence it has to be "put down".
"I was going to return your call, but I was busy putting down a three."

"This video game is so awesome, it makes me want to put down a three."

"That guy Rick is such a loser, I bet he puts down a lot of threes,"
by JiffMart May 1, 2010
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gayer than a three-dollar bill

Not just any homosexual male but one that makes a huge show of their sexual orientation and makes it very obvious what their tendencies are.
gay guy: Heyyyyyyyy boo! you look FABULOUS!
straight person: He's gayer than a three-dollar bill!
by orientalchicken March 27, 2016
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queer as a three dollar bill

Older term that means extremely strange but is usually heard in reference to a gay person. There never was a three dollar bill...thus the rarity.
Hey Rufus, whatever happened to that guy down the street who always wore pink?

I dunno Henry, he was queer as a three dollar bill!
by thedzone October 7, 2009
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hotter than a three balled tom cat

Yet another Southern way to describe something as being extremely fucking hot.
Peggy Mae, turn down the fucking heat, it's hotter than a three balled tom cat in here!!!
by WesNile December 14, 2007
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