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Pull a linton 

v.
The act of making a quick restroom break to relieve bladder pressure, usually immediately prior to leaving for a group lunch.

Also see: Pull a big linton, Pull a full linton
Hey guys, I'm going to pull a linton real quick, I'll meet you in the parking structure.
Pull a linton by Crunky42 June 23, 2010
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Pull a linton 

v. Any 2-5 minute holdup when leaving for lunch, usually it is using the bathroom but it can be anything.
Steve: Lets go. Hey wait, where's Mike?
Anjali: He had to Pull a Linton.
Steve: What?!? I just saw him in the bathroom 15 minutes ago. Does he have an enlarged prostate?
Anjali: No, he's just hitting the ATM for 40 bucks.
Steve: OK, cool. He's probably tapped out from making it rain last night.
Pull a linton by ILuv5318008 July 6, 2010

pulling a linton 

the act of being out of school (usually after finishing a degree/diploma/certificate program) and not having a job or doing any kind of work while living off the charity of your parents.
He's been out of school for a couple of months now but he still doesn't have a job. He must be pulling a linton.

Pull a full linton

v.
The act of stopping to take a dump prior to leaving for a group luncheon.

Also known as: Pulling a big linton

see: Pull a linton
Hey guys, I really gotta pull a full linton, why don't I just meet you at the restaraunt?
Pull a full linton by Crunky42 June 23, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026