A La Carter

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Verb:The act of selective reading and missing the original point of the text. Adj: when a streamer misses the crucial part of what chat is talking about. Picking and choosing the wrong text to read at a crucial time

"Orabelle was in Carter's chat and she said she was burnt out and had not heard from carter in 3 days. but all he read was she had not gotten a text from him in 3 days. He A LA Cartered that ass. " "Every police officer should do their job a la Carter, in role play servers."

A La Carter by Ember75 May 23, 2023

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A La Carter

A La Carter by Ember75 May 23, 2023

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A La Carter • a la verga • a la mierda • À la carte. • "a la forge" • a la anon • a la berg • A la bestia • a la card • a la carte poontang

Balls a la carte

You know that slit in the front of your underwear? Stick your balls, and exclusively your balls, out of said slit. That is balls a la carte

After eating his mans ass, Mir figured the only other way to reinvigorate the bedroom would be with some balls a la carte

Balls a la carte by Mirhossain May 5, 2020

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Balls a la carte

When you only take your balls out of the front slit of your underwear

To get a good laugh out of my women I showed her balls a la carte

Balls a la carte by notRileynotMir May 5, 2020

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a la carte poontang

More or less friends with benefits. Getting sex without being in a relationship.

I don't like relationships, so I just get a la carte poontang from Mel whenever.

a la carte poontang by iTeabaglolz October 22, 2010

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Balls A La Carte

A french term used by homosexuals who wants balls in their mouth with no sauces or side items along with them.

"My boyfriend and I each enjoyed a helping of Balls A La Carte last night for desert."

Balls A La Carte by xannixon January 22, 2010

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À la carte

When someone gives oral sex for 5 - 10 minutes.

“How was last night Rosie, did he go down on you ?”

“Oh yes, it was à la carte. It was amazing”

À la carte by seshheads February 9, 2019

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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