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A La Carter 

Verb:The act of selective reading and missing the original point of the text. Adj: when a streamer misses the crucial part of what chat is talking about. Picking and choosing the wrong text to read at a crucial time
"Orabelle was in Carter's chat and she said she was burnt out and had not heard from carter in 3 days. but all he read was she had not gotten a text from him in 3 days. He A LA Cartered that ass. " "Every police officer should do their job a la Carter, in role play servers."
A La Carter by Ember75 May 23, 2023
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A La Carter 

Verb:The act of selective reading and missing the original point of the text. Adj: when a streamer misses the crucial part of what chat is talking about. Picking and choosing the wrong text to read at a crucial time
"Orabelle was in Carter's chat and she said she was burnt out and had not heard from carter in 3 days. but all he read was she had not gotten a text from him in 3 days. He A LA Cartered that ass. " "Every police officer should do their job a la Carter, in role play servers."
A La Carter by Ember75 May 23, 2023

Balls a la carte 

You know that slit in the front of your underwear? Stick your balls, and exclusively your balls, out of said slit. That is balls a la carte
After eating his mans ass, Mir figured the only other way to reinvigorate the bedroom would be with some balls a la carte

Balls a la carte 

When you only take your balls out of the front slit of your underwear
To get a good laugh out of my women I showed her balls a la carte

a la carte poontang

More or less friends with benefits. Getting sex without being in a relationship.
I don't like relationships, so I just get a la carte poontang from Mel whenever.
a la carte poontang by iTeabaglolz October 22, 2010

Balls A La Carte 

A french term used by homosexuals who wants balls in their mouth with no sauces or side items along with them.
"My boyfriend and I each enjoyed a helping of Balls A La Carte last night for desert."
Balls A La Carte by xannixon January 22, 2010

À la carte 

When someone gives oral sex for 5 - 10 minutes.
“How was last night Rosie, did he go down on you ?”

“Oh yes, it was à la carte. It was amazing”
À la carte by seshheads February 9, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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