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A La Carter

Verb:The act of selective reading and missing the original point of the text. Adj: when a streamer misses the crucial part of what chat is talking about. Picking and choosing the wrong text to read at a crucial time
"Orabelle was in Carter's chat and she said she was burnt out and had not heard from carter in 3 days. but all he read was she had not gotten a text from him in 3 days. He A LA Cartered that ass. " "Every police officer should do their job a la Carter, in role play servers."
by Ember75 May 23, 2023
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A La Carter

Verb:The act of selective reading and missing the original point of the text. Adj: when a streamer misses the crucial part of what chat is talking about. Picking and choosing the wrong text to read at a crucial time
"Orabelle was in Carter's chat and she said she was burnt out and had not heard from carter in 3 days. but all he read was she had not gotten a text from him in 3 days. He A LA Cartered that ass. " "Every police officer should do their job a la Carter, in role play servers."
by Ember75 May 23, 2023
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Balls a la carte

You know that slit in the front of your underwear? Stick your balls, and exclusively your balls, out of said slit. That is balls a la carte
After eating his mans ass, Mir figured the only other way to reinvigorate the bedroom would be with some balls a la carte
by Mirhossain May 5, 2020
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Balls a la carte

When you only take your balls out of the front slit of your underwear
To get a good laugh out of my women I showed her balls a la carte
by notRileynotMir May 5, 2020
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a la carte poontang

More or less friends with benefits. Getting sex without being in a relationship.
I don't like relationships, so I just get a la carte poontang from Mel whenever.
by iTeabaglolz October 22, 2010
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Balls A La Carte

A french term used by homosexuals who wants balls in their mouth with no sauces or side items along with them.
"My boyfriend and I each enjoyed a helping of Balls A La Carte last night for desert."
by xannixon January 22, 2010
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À la carte

When someone gives oral sex for 5 - 10 minutes.
“How was last night Rosie, did he go down on you ?”

“Oh yes, it was à la carte. It was amazing
by seshheads February 9, 2019
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