A LIF 

An acronym for 'A Lactose Intolerant Fart"

For those of whom have a lactose intolerance but can not resist the urge to consume dairy will understand that dairy will have an adverse effect on your bodily odours

An extremely smelly fart, caused by consuming lactose when you have an intolerance.

Any fart that smells as though something has died.

Watch out, i just did a lif.

Or.

Fuck thats smells like a lif. You been on the dairy again mate?

A LIF by Ms.UdderlyDisgusting June 30, 2011

once in a lifetime 

something so incredible i happens once in a lifetime, regardless of deserving

Once in a lifetime, uttelry impossible.

once in a lifetime by THE REAL JULIA December 7, 2006

a life 

If you're in a desperate need to look up the definition for this word, then you probably don't have one.

Do you have a life?

a life by iknowihavenolife December 25, 2011

Content with a life of cricket and lunch 

Someone who lives a very narrow and limited existence. Where the most they may be concerned with could be sumarised as cricket and lunch.

'Why do spend all of your free time reading those boring books nerd?'

'Because I, unlike you, refuse to be content with a life of cricket and lunch'

Content with a life of cricket and lunch by GoATMoN July 11, 2009

A lifetime bitch 

A word for racist and ignorance.

- China has a 5,000 year history of cheating and stealing. Some things will never change...
- A lifetime bitch.

A lifetime bitch by meowmeowmia December 5, 2020

experience of a lifetime 

The experience of a lifetime cannot be taken lightly nor summed up in a single word. It should be earth moving and soul lifting. The smile on your face will reflect it every single day. Your heart will definitely race.

The love, joy and happiness my Pamela has overflowed me with is the experience of a lifetime.

experience of a lifetime by Eternal Flame March 6, 2018

A Life 

Something you should get :)

I need a life

A Life by EvieWasHere June 4, 2017