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A person who comes to an illogical conclusion based on irrelevant evidence.
Person 1: My doctor just called me and asked me to come and talk to him tomorrow about my STD test....

Person 2: Dude! Do you think you’re pregnant?

Person 1: No you idiot. Don’t do “a Kevin”.
by Bradllie July 20, 2018
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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A blowjob performed under the poker table by a fellow player. The act should be inconspicuous and done in a way so as not to disrupt the flow of the poker game. The key to the technique is for the pleasurer to avoid hitting their head on the underside of the table, while still providing long oral strokes. The act should take place between hands or during a hand in which the pleasurer has folded.
We've been playing poker for hours...I could really go for a Kevin right about now.
by axc911 January 11, 2014
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When you have sex in the gift store of a cracker barrel
I gave my ol lady a Kevin last night after dinner at the Cracker Barrel
by Chubsmkgee October 02, 2018
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Early manifestation of tourettes in which a person will mutter profanities and claim they could not help themselves.
"The Australian PM appears to be akevin"
by The other other Crumbly March 09, 2009
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Don't be such a Kevin!
A Kevin. "Keeeviiiiiin Stop it! "Always annoying as Kevin is , he is most likely fit, hungry, and nearby. Kevin annoys every one even his girlfriend and mom. Kevin probably has a great haircut. Definition: Kevin tries to tickle people, and wrestle them.
by AVsearch March 23, 2018
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a person who is dirty, smells of BO, or never takes a shower. a follower, a jocker, a person with no friends.
a lame person in general
damn, your dogs a kevin!
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