A blowjob performed under the poker table by a fellow player. The act should be inconspicuous and done in a way so as not to disrupt the flow of the poker game. The key to the technique is for the pleasurer to avoid hitting their head on the underside of the table, while still providing long oral strokes. The act should take place between hands or during a hand in which the pleasurer has folded.
by axc911 January 11, 2014
Person 1: My doctor just called me and asked me to come and talk to him tomorrow about my STD test....
Person 2: Dude! Do you think you’re pregnant?
Person 1: No you idiot. Don’t do “a Kevin”.
Person 2: Dude! Do you think you’re pregnant?
Person 1: No you idiot. Don’t do “a Kevin”.
by Bradllie July 20, 2018
by Chubsmkgee October 2, 2018
A Kevin. "Keeeviiiiiin Stop it! "Always annoying as Kevin is , he is most likely fit, hungry, and nearby. Kevin annoys every one even his girlfriend and mom. Kevin probably has a great haircut. Definition: Kevin tries to tickle people, and wrestle them.
by AVsearch March 24, 2018
When you commit a typographical error, but the error itself just happens to be another correctly-spelled word that _might_ actually work in the current context, which makes it far more confusing and hard to spot than if it were just a misspelled word.
Kevin: Hey look, my murder is on the TV!
Everyone Else (after a period of confusion): ..... did you maybe mean "mother"? .....
Kevin: whoops sorry
Everyone Else: Looks like Kevin is Kevining again...
Everyone Else (after a period of confusion): ..... did you maybe mean "mother"? .....
Kevin: whoops sorry
Everyone Else: Looks like Kevin is Kevining again...
by gtdishboy October 7, 2019
A Kevin, especially a second generation Kevin, is such a sweet and handsome man that everyone wants to get to know. He never fails to make you laugh. Kevin is always there when you need him and knows exactly what to say at the right time. No matter how stubborn you may be, a Kevin knows how to bring you back down to Earth. He is very calm and levelheaded. A Kevin can talk to you for hours and the conversation never gets old. He is a very good listener, who makes you see things in ways you would never dream of seeing otherwise. Kevin can be quite the head turner, but he is always loyal. He deeply cares about trust and it can be extremely hard to earn it back once it is gone. A Kevin loves passionately and once he has fallen for someone special, he would do anything and everything in his power to keep her. He always knows how to make you feel like the most beautiful and special girl in the world. There is never a dull moment with a Kevin.
by lolodavis98 January 6, 2016