A Jackalpterodactyl 

These be people who swoop in and do some knavery and ill-indented chicanery. They bare reptilian thinking in that they are heavy about themselves no matter the harm and pull knivieing schemes. They are opportunistic, cunning, and will bare a bib and eat your baby if you don't watch out! Though it's more likely they will steal your baby and hock it for drugs. They also scare easily but will attempt to methods like blaming you, gaslighting, saying you owe them, start crying, use your sympathetic response, guilt trip, and bargain to name a few.

Dude 1: Clarence got some chicks coming over with him.
Dude 2: They better not be a Jackalpterodactyl among them.
Dude 3: You know everyone's gonna hawk eye the honeys anyway.
Dude 2: Yall see one let everyone know on the DL.

A Jackalpterodactyl by Shadowrunner24 May 19, 2024