A Hardon Collider

When 2 male private parts touch accidentally or on purpose.

"Me and bro accidentally touched tips. It was a awkward Hardon Collider."
"Brian and Timothy had a Hardon Collider when they were squeezing between one another in that narrow passage."

A Hardon Collider by Sir Veiled Lance April 21, 2026

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