a hobbit
what you call someone with very curly, even nappy hair, who is very short and moderatly stocky. Very demeaning and hurtful term.
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A Hobbit's Worth
Person 1: Are you sure you have enough gas to pick them up?
Person 2: Yeah, I've got about a hobbit's worth, we'll be fine.
Person 2: Yeah, I've got about a hobbit's worth, we'll be fine.
A Hobbit's Worth by CodenameTex December 2, 2016
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Giving a Hobbit
When a person is sleeping, either shave your pubes or theirs, cum on their feet while they're sleeping, and then sprinkle on the hair, thus giving a "Hobbit-like" apperence
"Yeah, I was with this girl I didn't know last night and we hooked-up, we were drunk. Anyways, she passed out after we had sex, and I decided on "Giving a Hobbit" while she was sleeping, you should've seen the look on her face.
Giving a Hobbit by Kostar November 27, 2007
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
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fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)