A Drool

Short for a Douchey Retarded Tool. A hybrid trifecta of lameness most commonly found in frat houses, and reality TV. For further information on how to identify a Drool, tune in to Jersey Shore, or anything starting David Schwimmer. Either of these will give prime examples of douchey, retarded tools.

"Did you see that idiot with the streaky skin skin bronzer and the 3 popped collars? What a Drool"

A Drool by Frick-n-tommy March 2, 2010

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drool on a baby

describes an endemic and thoroughly prevailing condition or state of affairs

Hot girl: "Those guys were all over me."
Hot girl's brother: "Yeah, they were like drool on a baby."

drool on a baby by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

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Related Words

A Drool • drool on a baby • Clear as a dog's drool • crap-a-dooly • Done a dooley • Pull a dooley • a Dirty Doolan • Adroolable • A.D.A.M. • A

Clear as a dog's drool

Very clear, Cloudless

Look! the sky is as clear as a dog's drool!

Oh my god, the water is as clear as a dog's drool!!

Clear as a dog's drool by DIngleWingler June 29, 2019

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Pull a dooley

The act of promising to attend something with your friends, and then the day before the event come up with some sort of implausable excuse to get out of it.

Person 1: "Wheres John today, he said he'd come along with us...?"

Person 2: "He's going to see his uncle today.... looks like he decided to pull a dooley on us."

Pull a dooley by Alt. June 8, 2009