A Drool 

Short for a Douchey Retarded Tool. A hybrid trifecta of lameness most commonly found in frat houses, and reality TV. For further information on how to identify a Drool, tune in to Jersey Shore, or anything starting David Schwimmer. Either of these will give prime examples of douchey, retarded tools.

"Did you see that idiot with the streaky skin skin bronzer and the 3 popped collars? What a Drool"

A Drool by Frick-n-tommy March 2, 2010

drool on a baby 

describes an endemic and thoroughly prevailing condition or state of affairs

Hot girl: "Those guys were all over me."
Hot girl's brother: "Yeah, they were like drool on a baby."

drool on a baby by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

Clear as a dog's drool 

Very clear, Cloudless

Look! the sky is as clear as a dog's drool!

Oh my god, the water is as clear as a dog's drool!!

Clear as a dog's drool by DIngleWingler June 29, 2019

Pull a dooley 

The act of promising to attend something with your friends, and then the day before the event come up with some sort of implausable excuse to get out of it.

Person 1: "Wheres John today, he said he'd come along with us...?"

Person 2: "He's going to see his uncle today.... looks like he decided to pull a dooley on us."

Pull a dooley by Alt. June 8, 2009

Done a dooley 

To make a cunt of ones self.

" I just backed my car over the neighbours child.....I totally done a dooley"

Done a dooley by Paulzovich April 28, 2015

crap-a-dooly 

Same as crap used as a adjective, only less intensive. Kids can use this word and not get in trouble.

Man, I missed the bus. Crap-a-dooly!

Crap-a-dooly that car is fast!

crap-a-dooly by Dyl pickle June 29, 2006

a Dirty Doolan 

A Dirty Doolan is when you give someone anal penetration but when you take it out there is excrement all over your penis.

Oh my goodness! Kyle gave her a Dirty Doolan last night, he was traumatized!

a Dirty Doolan by iLikeToFanshawe October 14, 2011