A Divo

Being Defined as a male version of a Diva, A dude that bitches because he can't have his way and gets mad over stupid stuff and goes into extreme bad moods especially when he see's other people getting more attention than himself

-Don't talk to people or draw attention to yourself when you in my company as i'm a divo

A Divo by the joys of life November 30, 2018

taking a divot 

With the man on top and the woman's ankles in the air, just as you are about to cum, yell "Fore" and yank out a chunk of your ladies pubic hair.

My woman calls me Tiger Woods, because I'm always taking a divot!

taking a divot by Scoob678 November 19, 2007

Divorce-a-versary

Anniversary of when you and your significant other (currently living together) were first divorced.

Mathew said, "Happy divorce-a-versary, Christine!"

Divorce-a-versary by Laird Mayhew June 28, 2017

If you touch a horse, you win the divorce! 

A common idiom from 18th century Britain, first coined by Sir John Walters in reference to his ex-lover Caroline Milcke. The original phrasing, “place thy hand on a horse, and be victorious in the divorce.” This obscure idiom was adopted by 19th century romantics and its popularity grew exponentially. As of the early 20th century, the phrase was adapted to its current wording by Elizabeth Williams.

Well, you know what they say! If you touch a horse, you win the divorce!

If you touch a horse, you win the divorce! by Lissylooe January 3, 2020

Your face's second mother's daughter's great aunt's cousin's divorced wife's baka usagi of a roommate

'Nuff said.

Pretty much the same as your face or your mom. Can be used for any type of situational comeback that you can possibly think of with a touch of...elongated flair.

Person 1: You don't look so good.
Person 2: YOUR FACE'S SECOND MOTHER'S DAUGHTER'S GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN'S DIVORCED WIFE'S BAKA USAGI OF A ROOMMATE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD!!!
Person 1: . . . *walks away*

Your face's second mother's daughter's great aunt's cousin's divorced wife's baka usagi of a roommate by RazerRD May 11, 2010