A ColinKohn
A colinkohn is a person who is an asshole and has no real or actual purpose in life other than to think they’re the sh*t but in reality are extremely inferior to others.
They are dick-ridden by all their friends and are the ‘Alpha Daddy’ to their friend group of insecure, ego-complex boys and hideous pick me girls.
They get no attractive girls and usually go for manly looking women similar to their mom; usually a box-muncher with a masculine face and body.
They have an orange skintone like Donald Trump or an Oompaloompa. They talk crap and spread rumors about people he dislikes but it’s actually embarrassing for him and only him. They’re also a
super ugly guy with a mega douche personality. They hate american girls.
They are dick-ridden by all their friends and are the ‘Alpha Daddy’ to their friend group of insecure, ego-complex boys and hideous pick me girls.
They get no attractive girls and usually go for manly looking women similar to their mom; usually a box-muncher with a masculine face and body.
They have an orange skintone like Donald Trump or an Oompaloompa. They talk crap and spread rumors about people he dislikes but it’s actually embarrassing for him and only him. They’re also a
super ugly guy with a mega douche personality. They hate american girls.
Hot girl : Is that a colinkohn?
Other hot girl: Yes, now my day is ruined.
Hot girl: He must get tired from all his friends dick-riding him and constantly controlling their lives and what they do and who they can date or like.
Other hot girl: Yeah they do that cause they’re actually super into eachother.
Other hot girl: Yes, now my day is ruined.
Hot girl: He must get tired from all his friends dick-riding him and constantly controlling their lives and what they do and who they can date or like.
Other hot girl: Yeah they do that cause they’re actually super into eachother.
A ColinKohn by moreiconicthanyou March 2, 2024